A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. [Read more…]
Qantas Gripe Sheet
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. [Read more…]
Puzzled Blonde
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks.
They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. [Read more…]
Pearly Gates
Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven where they are met by St. Peter. [Read more…]
Older women are so reasonable
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, [Read more…]
Old Age Sucks
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. [Read more…]
Do you have a Vagina?
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady ‘Do you have a vagina?’ [Read more…]
Differences in child discipline 1960 vs 2006
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1960 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. [Read more…]
Did you know – Part 1
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. [Read more…]
Afternoon Quickie
A husband and wife couple thought the only way they can pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their 8 year old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony with an ice-cream and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. [Read more…]
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