A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. [Read more…]

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. [Read more…]

Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks.

They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. [Read more…]

Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven where they are met by St. Peter. [Read more…]

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, [Read more…]

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. [Read more…]

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady ‘Do you have a vagina?’ [Read more…]

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1960 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. [Read more…]

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. [Read more…]

A husband and wife couple thought the only way they can pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their 8 year old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony with an ice-cream and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. [Read more…]