A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. [Read more…]

These 16 Police comments have been taken off actual police car videos from around the country:

#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” [Read more…]

One day at home the wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” [Read more…]

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.’…. and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. [Read more…]

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. [Read more…]

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.

He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

‘Oh, come on in!’ Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in. [Read more…]

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. [Read more…]

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ [Read more…]

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. [Read more…]

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) [Read more…]