After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, [Read more…]
Old Age Sucks
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. [Read more…]
It really doesn’t hurt to be nice
Please be nice
Well it doesn’t really cost anything to be nice or at least civil to our fellow human beings.
However it has become commonplace to be short and demeaning to people we meet casually as we go about our daily lives!
I am the sort of guy that is friendly, curious, helpful and always up for a quick chat with my fellow human beings. This is one of the reasons I chose to drive for Uber as I enjoy driving my car and meeting people. [Read more…]
Questions Uber drivers are asked – Part 1
Stuff people say in a Uber
Usually after I pick up a rider(s) we exchange the standard pleasantries and then I’m always, or well almost always, asked some of the following questions as the trip progresses.
Please note you don’t need to be driving an Uber to witness the diverse personalities of the human race, however it makes for a far more interesting ride when the person(s) you just picked up says something funny or just plain stupid!! [Read more…]
Do you have a Vagina?
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady ‘Do you have a vagina?’ [Read more…]
Differences in child discipline 1960 vs 2006
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1960 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. [Read more…]
Did you know – Part 1
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. [Read more…]
Afternoon Quickie
A husband and wife couple thought the only way they can pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their 8 year old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony with an ice-cream and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. [Read more…]
A Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. [Read more…]
Police Comments
These 16 Police comments have been taken off actual police car videos from around the country:
#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” [Read more…]
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